Zywie!

Zywie Lounge => Wit and Wisdom => Topic started by: Lady Cooksalot on December 04, 2012, 05:35:28 PM



Title: Idle Thoughts Of A Wandering Mind
Post by: Lady Cooksalot on December 04, 2012, 05:35:28 PM

Idle Thoughts Of A Wandering Mind:
 
I planted some bird seed.
A bird came up.
Now I don't know what to feed it
********************
 
I had amnesia once---or twice
********************
 
I went to San Francisco .
I found someone's heart. Now what?
********************
 
Protons have mass?
I didn't even know they were Catholic.
********************
 
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy
********************
 
If the world were a logical place,
men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
********************
 
What is a "free" gift?
Aren't all gifts free?
********************
 
They told me I was gullible
and I believed them.
********************
 
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home
and, when he grows up,
he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
********************
 
Experience is the thing you have left
when everything else is gone.
********************
 
One nice thing about egotists:
they don't talk about other people.
********************
 
My weight is perfect for my height--
which varies.
********************
 
I used to be indecisive.
Now I'm not sure.
********************
 
How can there be self-help "groups"?
********************
 
If swimming is so good for your figure,
how do you explain whales?
********************
 
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
********************
 
Is it me --or
do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

********************

TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN,
YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL EVER BE,
SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS
 
 
Ive gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, keep me here.